● Live internet joke with functioning payments

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Dashboard

Regret velocity: unstable

Designed for screenshotability, public shaming, and low-stakes chaos. Accidentally feels premium.

Choose your level of regret

Pick the exact amount of money you feel comfortable regretting. Weird prices convert better, and they look funnier in screenshots.

Low-risk chaos

I shouldn't do this

€2/ impulse

The smallest possible financial mistake. Fast, light, and still deeply unnecessary.

A compact bad decision
Entry into the live regret feed
Emotional damage in standard definition

Make a small mistake

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€7/ episode

The sweet spot: weird enough to feel cursed, small enough to still seem defendable.

Featured placement in Hall of Regret
Premium roast line generation
Maximum screenshot energy

Regret with confidence

Cursed confidence

I fully regret this already

€13/ spiral

A premium cursed number for people who want the joke to feel just slightly supernatural.

Priority placement in poor choices
Luxury-grade self-sabotage
Respectfully concerning behavior

Escalate immediately

Emergency meme tier

I need help

€69/ legend

Nobody should buy this. Which is exactly why it needs to exist on the page.

Elite leaderboard visibility
Maximum lore generation
An unbelievable story for later

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Limited to people with poor judgment

Regret activity

A stylized feed of premium bad decisions.

Hall of Regret

Legendary examples of avoidable outcomes.

Updates every few minutes

@LateNightLiquidity

Sent $69 “for lore reasons.” Nobody stopped them.

@EmotionallyLeveraged

Hit the button five times in a row “to see what happens.”

@HexedSavings

Used crypto because card payment “felt too rational.”

@GoblinPortfolio

Converted a normal evening into content.

Testimonials from compromised adults

The community agrees this is pointless, memorable, and weirdly premium.

“I arrived as a joke and left feeling spiritually invoiceable.”

— Somebody with internet access

“This is the cleanest user interface I’ve ever used for a bad idea.”

— Early adopter, morally flexible

“I clicked once ironically. Then twice professionally.”

— Repeat customer of nonsense

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For people who reject structure and want to freestyle their regret.

● Custom amount enabled

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Suggested: €2, €7, €13, €25 • Unhinged: literally anything

Crypto hard mode

For users who believe every questionable decision should include additional friction, volatility, and emotional texture.

Bitcoin

BTC wallet of consequence

Use when a card payment feels too accountable.

No refunds. No tracking. Just consequences.

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Ethereum

ETH wallet of impulsivity

Ideal for anyone seeking premium blockchain regret.

No refunds. No tracking. Just consequences.

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